Day 1. Back in my prevailing reality. Started with a drive to my old anxiety inducing friend the MRI machine.
By the time I’d necked a few sedatives it looked more like a cozy cocoon so I was content to crawl inside for a nap while a handsome stranger fiddled with a needle and injected a pretty purple dye into my arm.
This dye would travel to my brain and illuminate any signs that Bambi might be attempting to show her cock-juggling-thunder-cunt-face again.
After the procedure I was feeling contently languorous so went home and back to my bed.
How life can fuck with you. This time yesterday I was frolicking with my friends in paradise.
Woke at 6pm, watched M devour his supper, went back to bed via a disturbingly insane episode of The Handmaids Tale.
Day 2. Rocked up at my oncologist’s office at 10am.
Had a weigh-in at 10.15am… Lost another 4 lbs. Got told off. FFS. There has to be some benefit to cancer.
MRI images back and my brain’s looking pretty and grey with no sign of Bambi for now.
The only slice of info I didn’t quite fathom was when oncol mentioned 5 rare and unusual mutations with names so obscure I’ll never remember.
That got me thinking about Mutant Ninja Turtles.
There were 4. So I’ve named mine Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Bellatrix Lestrange (she’s no. 5).
Bellatrix is the only one who might be targetable should Bambi rear her butt-ugly face again.
The rest are immune to anything short of a high velocity assault weapon, because they’re so exceptionally peculiar, scientists seem to know fuck all about them. Buggery bollocks.
I felt like crying on the drive home.
This is a new random phenomenon for me.
Not because I’m scared or in pain but because I’m tired.
Tired of all the bullshit and of being told what to do and when to do it.
Tired of the meds and needles. It’s like being a drug addict but without the benefits.
Tired of feeling tired all the goddamn fucking time.
Seriously, how soon after waking up in the morning is it acceptable to take a nap?
I might seem strong (and hilariously funny) because I am. But even strong women need to have their hand held sometimes.
My husband and my closest friends know this about me and they’re always there to hold my hand when it needs holding.
For anyone who has cancer or any other serious illness this is an invaluable gift. To feel loved is everything.
Stick with the people who pull the magic out of you and not the madness.
And lucky me… I have another Blighty Bestie arriving tonight for two more weeks of bestie bliss.